not that there is anything wrong with being a greeter. i really enjoy walking into a store and being met with a smile and a hello. but i have been wondering what a greeter really thinks:
good afternoon, just getting up are we?
here let me help you tie and gag put your child in the cart.
my god, that is an awful haircut, didja do it yourself?
no that is where you put your debit card, you slide the credit card over here on the side of THIS monitor.
so hi can i look in your bag? that alarm means hang on a sec
on microphone "There's a young fella here lookin' for condoms, can a customer service rep please come and help him?"
"Would **** **** please come to the checkout, your daughter doesn't have enough money to purchase her pregnancy test."
"Would **** **** please come back to the pharmacy? I forgot to tell him where he has to spread the STD cream."
why yes, i do like my pretty blue vest....fuck off.
ha ha walker my friend. how are you doing these days? trying to get back into writing something here again. maybe i will get rich and famous.....ha ha
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