disclaimer....my apologies for any offense taken in the following post. poet
F for F (for this week)
1- when calling, ALWAYS have all relevant materials at hand.
2- LISTEN...when we answer "XXXX, i'm poet, how can i help you?" DO NOT say in a stupid voice, "is this Hertz?"
3- When we say there is nothing available for your dates and times, DO NOT argue with us. we cannot magically pull one out of our ass just for your little self.
4- Stop with your attitude, you called ME.
5- if you really wanted a mini van for the US thanksgiving weekend in New York City, you should have called to book it, (with a credit card) at least 2 months ago! plan ahead , people.
6- read the signs at the airports for direction to us BEFORE you call.
7-Never assume when you call your local location that the person answering is a the counter...chances are, they are too busy, and the call has been forwarded to central reservations. (see #2, LISTEN)
8-we cannot change company policies. there is no point in arguing with us about them.
9-a mini van only has seat belts for 7 passengers. if you have a family of 12, "we small, we fit" won't work, and is against the law.
10- a MAJOR credit card does not say DEBIT/CHECK on it.
what are your top 10 factoids for fucktards?
poet
Are you saying you don't perform miracles?I guess the company doesn't have replicators to create cars for people.Next time recite them a poem.Here I sitBroken hearted.Your to late And I just farted.Next.Some people are just deaf i think.I just got a phonecal from someone asking me about the score of a game.After 10 minutes of explaining the game starts in 10 minutes he asked me if Dallas was winning.Go figure.Have a nice day.
ReplyDeleteOOoooo this sounds like a very bad work day!Breathefill a tube with hot water, bubbles and light some candles.smiles,xox darlene
ReplyDeleteExcuse me, I'd like to speak with your supervisor. (just kidding)Hope you had a nice, stress-free weekend.
ReplyDeleteYou are too funny.
ReplyDeleteYou are too funny.
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