break from challenge...

so , bah popler deemand, i , marg, is taken over this here compooter to tell ya'all a few thangs. see, i come frum the back woods, i gots a huzban hooz a reel numnut, but heez all hoo'd take me, ya know?  ah's big and ah's brash, an i dun mand tellin ya'all how a come to be heer.

see, ah met poet yeers back, when ah wuz holdin a san beggin fer loot. ah juss come up here to git sum werk so numnut kood bah a new forwheeeelr.anyways, so thar ah wuz, holdin the paper san an lookin sad, an , um, she come over t'me an axed if thar wuz sumthin she kood do to hep me. haff laffin ah sayd, cantcha read? need muney for mah hunney. she tole meh that she kood mebbe fand meh a job, that sittin on the curb wuz not the rat way t'go bout it.  

we walked to a little dahner (wuz good cuz ah wuz hungry)  an she bot meh sum lunch. then, after tea, she took meh to da employmint office but since ah dint got a passport, ah kood not werk here anyway.   not witout a sponser, so she offurd t'be mahn, an we went in serch of werk. 

she got meh a gig cleanin offices. it's ok, an ah kin send muney to hunney fer his stuff, anna keepa bit fer the room ah rent downtown.  haddent seen poet fer a wal, so ah called 'er anna we went out fer tea this mornin' , anna she brung me back here to thare place to visit wit the dawg an kittees. amma stay fer supper too, then hed back over for werk at seven tann'at. 

wee bin buds fer yeers lack ah sayd. shez way kool. bestus is too. i called hunney last nat t'tell 'em 'bout how werk is goin, an he says hey!

oh, poet wan meh t'tell ya'all 'bout mah pad down saouth. it's fab, pre-fab that iz, ha ha. 50X12, got us inder terlet an just got us a inside shower with the last pay ah send to hunney. it be so much bedder then the river, for shore. he sayd he fixt the frunt step yesteday too, sinse it sunk a bit in the mud. oh, insad thar is the gratest panelin, gives it that rustik feel. the shag rug in the frunt room needs tore up cuz of the dawg, it don't smell too bad tho.

hunney dunt doo much, gits too bizy with fore whellin t git much dun. my next pay ah gots to sen him a little more so's he can get i'tooth fix. onacounta he jist has the one, he's kanna parshal to it. oh, ah gots ate 8 tooths, wate, teeth, yeah teeth, anna amma parshal to them , too. 

ah aint got no pics t'put up of ar place, but foun sum onlan fer ya t'git a jist of bak home. poet showd meh how t'do it. injoy. ah need a nap now.